Sunday, February 8, 2009

Top 10 Things I Love About Being Pregnant

Now that it is obvious that I am pregnant people always ask if I like being pregnant and if I'm having a good experience so to answer everybodies questions I thought I would put a list of the top ten things I love about being pregnant.

10. Maternity clothes.
9. Stretchmarks.
8. Headaches and Backaches.
7. Puking up all the foods you used to like.
6. Raging hormones.
5. People at work staring at you wondering if you are pregnant or just fat. Then when they find out you are pregnant they nickname you 'fatty'.
4. The baby using your bladder as a punching bag in the middle of an exam.
3. Exhaustion to the point that if you don't get a daily nap you think you will die.
2. Every woman thinking they need to prepare you for giving birth by sharing their horror stories.
1. Nothing!
Yeah, pregnancy sure is fun. Woohoo!!!